From London’s Mirror:

He’s no stranger to performing in front of a camera – but Josh Hartnett’s latest role left his audience truly speechless.

The Pearl Harbor star took a mystery lady back to his hotel and their steamy shenanigans were caught on CCTV.

A whole team of hotel personnel watched dumbstruck as Josh pulled out all the stops in a breathtaking performance.

The lusty couple had sloped off to the Soho hotel’s library – but reading was the last thing on their minds.

Josh, 30, was far more interested in his leading lady than he was the complete works of Emile Zola. Says our mole: “Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy.

After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in.” So far, so considerate.

But our mole went on: “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included.

“This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves.

“No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.

“Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it.

“After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future.

“Josh took it on the chin and didn’t kick up a fuss. He’s been as good as gold since.”

The actor is by no means the first celebrity to be caught out on camera.

Elizabeth Jagger and Calum Best’s drunken groping was filmed inside a Soho nightclub, while Dannii Minogue’s girl-on-girl romp in a lapdancing club was also recorded by CCTV.

Get a room you lot!

I can’t be alone in hoping that this tape ends up on the internet.

Okay, guys, it’s time to come clean. How many of you out there watched The Devil Wears Prada solely because of Anne Hathaway? I mean sure, the movie was great (at least I thought so, but then again I’m a beauty product loving, Vogue-addicted girl and had already read the book multiple times, so I’m pretty much the exact demographic that the movie was aimed towards…), but seeing a girl of her hotness caliber in thigh-high leather boots didn’t hurt, either. But you know what’s even better? The fact that newly-minted fake celeb nude website Celeb Defamer turned their photoshop skills onto a truly heaven-sent task: Anne Hathaway nudes. So if you’ve needed a little bit of help when it comes to indulging your fantasies when it comes to the brunette beauty, well… I’d say that you’re in luck, because Celeb Defamer has definitely delivered.

When it comes to celebrities, you can’t get much more smoking hot & sultry than Angelina Jolie. While she’s proven that she’s got the acting chops to fill out her more dramatic roles, she also knows the value of a good action flick where she can show off her kickass moves and amazing body. Angelina’s incredible good looks and penchant for taking on such cool projects has made her one of the most requested & searched for personalities here at Celebrity Sex Comics – so I’m sure that you’ll all enjoy this sampling of all the various Angelina Jolie sex comics that my good old standby Famous Comics has to offer! You’ll see hardcore sex scenes from movies like Tomb Raider (both the original and the sequel), Mr. & Mrs. Smith, as well as Beowulf! Keep in mind that this gallery is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the vast collection that Famous Comics boasts; there’s much more at their website.

So after I included some Maria Sharapova in this gallery, I receieved some requests for more of her, both in real life and in comic form. Luckily for you, I stumbled upon this Maria Sharapova photo gallery earlier today – it’s pretty much packed with images of all of her public appearances, modeling gigs, and in-play candids (including the upskirt ones), so enjoy!

I’ve got quite the star-studded lineup for you today, courtesy of Famous Comics – and remember, this is just a small portion of the celebrities that they feature, I just wanted to put together a decent, varied collection of some of the pinups that they’ve done. I think you’ll agree that this is definitely a very diverse group of celebs, but hopefully you’ll enjoy it – they’re all women that I find really attractive.You should probably be able to recognize them all immediately, but since there ARE a few C & D listers in the mix, here’s a quick rundown, just in case. In order of appearance: Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Fergie, Gabrielle Reece, Gwen Stefani, Katharine McFee, Maria Sharapova, Mariah Carey, Queen Latifah, Reese Witherspoon, Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Shakira, and last but not least, Vida Guerra. I told you, Famous Comics has EVERYBODY!

You know, I’ve always thought that it was too bad that the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise was aimed at families – with such a hot cast, it’s practically begging to have some sex scenes for everyone to drool after. Luckily for the internet and the world in general, Famous Comics has swooped in to the rescue yet again with some sizzling sex comics featuring all your favorite big-screen buccaneers. Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann, Orlando Bloom as Will Turner, Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma/Calypso, and even some appearances from Davy Jones and Captain Barbossa – the gang’s all here, in 100% hardcore, lewd glory. This is DEFINITELY the unrated version At World’s End, make no mistake.

I completely adored the Kill Bill movies, in part because Uma Thurman was just so fucking sexy in them. I have a serious weakness for hot girls with weapons, and The Bride combined sex appeal and blade know-how to become one of the favorite entries in my celebrity fantasy file. So imagine my delight when I found that Famous Comics not only felt the same way, but they’d already drawn a full series of x-rated sex comics based on the movies. They’re absolutely fantastic, and VERY realistic-looking – whoever drew these has some serious talent, that’s for sure. The best thing about Famous Comics, though, is that they decide what to draw next based on member requests – I know I’ll definitely be asking for some more Kill Bill hardcore, because damn.

“JIMI HENDRIX THE SEX TAPE” FROM VIVID ENTERTAINMENT REVEALS HARDCORE SIDE OF ICONIC ROCK LEGEND

Sexumentary to Hit Stores on Tuesday, May 6th

LOS ANGELES – (April 30, 2008) – Jimi Hendrix, the iconic rock ‘n roll guitarist, will be seen in a new role – as an adult film star – in “Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape” to be released online at Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape today, Tuesday, April 29th by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio. It will be available in stores across the country a week later on Tuesday, May 6th.

Vivid obtained the footage from a collector of rock ‘n roll memorabilia. It was shot about 40 years ago in a hotel room as Hendrix had an erotic liaison with two slender brunettes. When the footage starts, Hendrix appears mellow while on the receiving end of bi-racial lovemaking from the two girls. In contrast, his enthusiasm to give back pleasure appears to be boundless.

The Vivid DVD is a sexual documentary that gives insight on the uninhibited rock ‘n roll scene of the Sixties. The company consulted with several experts to authenticate the footage and the movie features commentary by two of the experts that Vivid brought in: Pamela Des Barres, author of “I’m with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie” and other books, who teams up with Cynthia Plaster Caster, famous for creating plaster molds of the penises of rock stars, including that of Hendrix. We learn more about the sexual side of Hendrix’ music through the commentary from both women who knew him personally.

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This super-blurry cell phone picture was leaked earlier today by member JennPink over at celebrity gossip message board Gossip Rocks – you can see the original post & subsequent discussion in its entirety here.

“ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now.

apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.

Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

i shall have this picture soon hopefully, my friend is sending me it.
(she said that you can see lindsay giving oral…)”

So is it the real thing? Who knows – it’s honestly so blurry that it’s hard to tell. But if there is, in fact, an entire movie (since this image is supposedly just a screencap/still) – and that movie leaks onto the internet – it’ll make it a bit easier to decide if that’s really LiLo or not. I guess we just have to wait and see!

According to reports, a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape has surfaced. Sources say the 45 second video was taken on a cell phone. Hudgens is shown sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe. “I want Santa to come up my chimney because I’ve been a good little girl this year,” Hudgens says.

The High School Musical actress has previously dealt with a scandal after pictures of her posing naked appeared on the internet. The 19-year-old is currently in Texas filming her new movie ‘Will.’ She has also signed on for the third and final installment of High School Musical. Her boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron has signed on as well as her close friend Ashley Tisdale.

I’m really not sure how that classifies as a real “sex tape”, but hey. After her previously leaked photos and now this, can a real sex tape be that far behind? I’m crossing my fingers, because Vanessa Hudgens is fucking hot.

Source: TransWorldNews via OH NO THEY DIDN’T!