In light of the most recent Britney Spears crotch shots (trust me, you’re better off simply not seeing them… period), I felt that we as a society needed a refresher on just how lovely an “oops!” pussy shot can actually be… when it’s not by that monstrosity roaming the streets of LA formerly known as Britney. The gorgeous Jana did this wonderfully funny & sexy photo shoot parody of all the Britney Spears/Paris Hilton vag slips, and I think you’ll agree that it’s MUCH more appealing that any of the more recently leaked photos of either of them two celebritard bitches. Thank heaves for Jana, and thank heavens for Ron Harris Studio, where these photos are from. You’ve restored my faith in humanity, Hollywood, and hot blonde chicks.

I thought this tidbit was fitting, especially considering I just posted a gallery of Paris Hilton/Tara Reid Lesbian Comics… how very timely!

“Paris Hilton has a HUGE secret lesbian past and thankfully I know Paris and some of those very close to her to get the true story.

A couple years ago it was rumored that Paris had made a sex tape with friend/actress Nicole Lenz in a Bellagio hotel room.

I can confirm this was indeed true. Also true, is that Paris Hilton has been with several females in Hollywood.

In an exclusive interview, with a VERY close friend of Hilton’s, I can confirm that Hilton has been sexually involved with Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Britney Spears and of course Nicole Lenz.

On top of Hilton’s sexual history, it was confirmed to me that she still loves her drugs…Not naming anything in particular, just stating “the usual.”

My investigation into her past began when Hilton was recently spotted kissing a member of the L Word cast at a season premiere party for the hit Showtime show in Hollywood.

I only have to say one thing, WOW!!!”

This was an exclusive report at JJ’s Dirt, and you should visit his blog to get more info on this topic, since it’s his story and he has some photos and videos to go along with it. I still really want to see this Nicole Lenz/Paris Hilton sex tape… if it really DOES exist, someone needs to leak it already!