So my slow ass finally got around to watching the Star Trek reboot movie this week. Yes, it really took me that long. The worst part? We’ve actually owned the DVD since it was first released, I am just that lazy about keeping up with movies lately. Anyway, I thought the romance between Uhura and Spock was actually pretty cute, even though I know some people prefer her with Kirk. And of course, there’s the fanbase that wants Kirk and Spock together instead… hopefully all will be happy with these Star Trek porn cartoons from Gogo Celeb, since it’s a threesome – whichever combination of those three you might find the most appealing, they’re all involved in these kinky comics. So enjoy!

I’ve never read any of the Twilight books or seen any of the movies, but considering that I’m a diehard ONTD-er, I might as well have… I know far too much gossip and such about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner to even pretend to be above the whole phenomenon any longer. And can I tell you guys a secret? Um, I saw some of the pages from the soon-to-be-released Twilight graphic novel, and… I sort of want to read it now. I don’t even know why. Maybe there’s some background hypnotism going on, or maybe I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome from all the ONTD posts about the series, but… there it is. I’ve admitted it. Now, I’ll distract you with some porn! Gogo Celeb saves the day once again… sort of? Anyhow, this is a x-rated toon parody version of the New Moon movie… which basically translates to a Jacob/Bella/Edward threesome. No need to be Team anybody in particular when they’re all fucking each other anyway, I guess!

Reading this bunch of Megan Fox versus Angelina Jolie stan craziness (and this groupie report, for the Shia LeBeouf fans) reminded me that there’s only two days until Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen hits theaters. I go back and forth on how I feel about star Megan Fox – I mean, I know she’s hot, but I’m still kinda sore at her for calling Wonder Woman lame – yes, I know that’s a totally nerdy reason to dislike someone, shut up – but I do love me some Shia and I did really enjoy the first movie, so I’m pretty pumped to see how the sequel turns out, and I know that I can’t be the only one. So to bring everyone’s excitement for the movie to a whole new level, here’s some Transformers-themed sex toons from Gogo Celeb, featuring both the two human stars AND their robotic friends getting in on all the action!

So the time has finally come - Resident Evil 5 has been released! And since I know that a few of you will eventually pull yourself away from your console of choice to browse for some internet porn, I decided to give you the best of both worlds: Resident Evil hentai. This particular set comes from Gogo Celeb, which I’ve featured here on Gamer Fetish before due to their constant adding of high-quality video game hardcore. So yeah, this set obviously is based on the third live-action movie in the franchise, Resident Evil: Extinction, so we’ve got some Ali Larter and Milla Jovovich action going on. Which rules, because I have one of the biggest girlcrushes known to man when it comes to Milla. Seriously, listen to her commentaries on the DVDs, not only is she super-hot, but she’s also a total dork and I love her for it. But that’s not really the topic at hand… so um, enjoy your break from killing zombies, check out Gogo Celeb and if you feel like it, leave a comment telling me your thoughts on the new game! 

For some reason, I have a tendency to be really forgetful when it comes to keeping up with TV shows – even ones that I really like. So I guess it’s not surprising that I’m a few seasons behind on Desperate Housewives. I think I saw the first two seasons… maybe? Bree’s husband had just died, or something. It’s been awhile. Anyhow, these Desperate Housewives sex comics from perennial favorite Gogo Celeb definitely reawakened my urge to watch the show… and I think that they should definitely do an episode where the ladies have one of those “sex toy parties”… you know, like for Tupperware but with vibrators and such. Except instead of just awkward humor, they should all get naked and take the toys out for a test drive on each other… because seeing Eva Longoria naked would rule. Don’t get me wrong, I think they’re all pretty attractive, but Gabrielle is the hottest by far in my opinion.

I’ve only seen the first few episodes of LOST, and I mostly only watched because one of the cast members who died off pretty early in the series, Shannon, was played by a chick I knew in high school. For some reason, the series didn’t grab me like it seems that it did to most people who watched it… who knows why. But anyhow, I can at least admit that the main characters Jack and Kate are pretty attractive people, and while I don’t know exactly how shit has played out, in the first season I could sense some sexual tension between the two. So I wasn’t surprised to find that Gogo Celeb had some hardcore comics featuring the two… and while I could give two shits about LOST, I know that plenty of people love it… and since I’m such a giving person, here it is. Enjoy!

I’ve only seen about half of the full Buffy The Vampire Slayer television series – I was dedicated to it for the first few seasons, then for some reason that I can no longer recall, I stopped being so pressed about watching every week. For the sake of this gallery, I’ll claim that I stopped watching after Faith left the show (even though this is obviously untrue as she left way before I quit watching and I’ve also heard that she returned later in the series)… I am being completely honest when I say that she was easily my favorite character. Hell, I even sat through the travesty that was Bring It On because of my loyalty to Eliza Dushku (and I really hate Kirsten Dunst, so that’s saying something). So yeah, anyway, my long-lost Faith fandom reared it’s head again when Gogo Celeb decided to introduce a series about her secret sex life. This ‘episode’ covers her getting married, getting into cosplay and bondage with her new husband, and finally discovering the joy of threesomes with hot blondes. I mean, you could kinda always tell that Faith had that kinky side in her, so this seems right on. I wonder if we’ll ever see guest appearances by Buffy and Cordelia? Now, THAT would be hot.

I feel almost completely confident in making the assumption that male fans of showgirl supergroup The Pussycat Dolls are not interested in their music. I mean, come on – when it comes to six scorching hot women (especially now that the weird mannish-looking one – Carmit, or something like that – has been dropped from the lineup) who got their start doing burlesque shows who now make their living by writhing around in skimpy clothes while singing what amounts to little more than melodic innuendo… is there really any way to NOT imagine what the posse of pussycats might get up to when they’re all alone and horny on their tourbuses or in their hotel rooms? One of the artists at celebrity sex comic mecca Gogo Celeb decided to let his imagination run wild and drew a steamy set of what Nicole, Melody, Jessica, Kimberly, and Ashley get up to behind closed doors.