The hottest, sexiest, naughtiest celebrity comics!
To be honest, my knowledge of all the last generation of Disney starlets really only comes from one place - ONTD. Which means, of course, that my impressions of all of them are pretty much based solely on their various scandals. And let’s be real, when Disney Channel girls grow up, they tend to rush headlong into some sort of controversy – whether it’s nude pictures (hi, Vanessa Hudgens) or substance abuse (Demi Lovato, looking at you) or just generally challenging people’s old ideas of them (Miley Cyrus seemed really eager to shed her Disney good girl image, huh?) – so yeah. That’s a lot of dirty laundry! So in the spirit of all those naughty rumours, here are a bunch of ex-Disney babes showing off just how far they’ve come, courtesy of Famous Comics. The aforementioned Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus are here, as well as Brenda Song and Ashley Tisdale. Enjoy!
I’m a fail Angelina Jolie fan – I tend to love all of her action movies, and yet I still haven’t gotten around to seeing Salt. And it’s not for lack of reminders, either – every time that I logged into XBL, for the longest time, there was that little ad about “Angeline Jolie peppers the bad guys” that would make me think that I needed to watch it… but later. Because I am literally so lazy that even watching movies can be procrastinated! Anyhow, Miss Jolie is doing more than “peppering” (I like to pretend that it’s an odd sexual innuendo and not just a play on the movie’s title, for the purposes of this gallery, at least) the guys in these comics – which feature her getting fucked while both in her Evelyn Salt look and her more normal, glamorous appearance. She kinda looks like Viorotica in the Salt pictures, I think. Famous Comics did a really nice job with this art – as they always do, really.
A few years ago, it seemed like the public was kind of getting tired of the once It-Girl that is Gwyneth Paltrow. She’d stopped making blockbusters like Shakespeare In Love and had settled down with her musician husband, oddly named children, and even stranger named food/lifestyle website (It’s called Goop. Yes, seriously). But then she got cast as Pepper Potts in the Iron Man movie franchise, and now the world – well, at least, the nerdy part of the world that goes to superhero movies – is interested in her again. And that means that people want to see her naked again, right? So, your wish is my command: here, from Famous Comics, are some nudes that focus just on Gwyneth herself, as well as some Iron Man pix with her and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.
If you don’t know who Summer Glau is, you’ve been missing out on not only one of the hottest up-and-coming actresses in Hollywood, but you’ve also skipped out on badass television series like Firefly or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Which means you’re either a horrible person with no taste, or you just live under a rock and need to grab those DVD sets or torrents or whatever RIGHT THIS INSTANT to see what you’ve been missing! Summer is pretty much in Eliza Dushku or Sarah Michelle Gellar levels of nerd hotness, what with her tendency to play sexy robot babes or genetically-engineered psychics and so on and so forth, always managing to look gorgeous as hell, even when covered in blood and swinging around a giant scythe or other gigantic weapons. Anyhow, enough of my fangirlish rantings, let’s move on to the really important bits: here’s some naked and hardcore Summer Glau porn, courtesy of the always quality Famous Comics. They know what I like!
So a few days back, I saw on my beloved ONTD that my equally-adored Emma Watson had a “nip slip” photo leaked (you can see the post here or just see the picture without commentary here)… and to be honest, it’s nothing spectacular. Just sideboob in a slightly-too-loose bikini. Stop the presses. So anyhow, to make up for the fact that Harry Potter fanatics who lust over Emma are probably somewhat disappointed, here are some fully-nude and hardcore illustrations of our lovely Hermione from Famous Comics. They’ve got her going at it with both nameless random dudes as well as Harry and Ron, so both HP fans and people who just plain think Emma’s hot should be pleased. This isn’t the first time that Famous Comics has delivered some quality stuff featuring Emma, and I doubt it’ll be the last, so if you liked this gallery, you’re in luck & should probably check out the rest of their stuff!
So apparently, Rihanna announced her new album with a cryptic tweet – “The Wait Is Ova. Nov 23 09″ – and since I love me some of her music, I’m celebrating in the best way I know how… by posting up some of the newest naked artwork of her from Famous Comics! To be honest, though, I sort of think that the first picture looks more like Lil Mama than a certain Barbadian songstress… but eh, as long as she’s not stage-crashing the VMAs (lol), Mama isn’t that hard on the eyes, so I’m not too broken up about it! The rest of the photos, though, stay true to the quality & accuracy I’ve come to expect from Famous Comics… so y’all can indulge all your fantasies about this brown-skinned babe while listening to Run This Town… and pretend that she’s singing to you personally… or something?
After she finally revealed that yes, she and Jay-Z had indeed gotten married early last year, I’m sure that plenty of fans the world over were a bit bummed that Beyonce Knowles had been taken off the market for good. I mean, the chick is ridiculously hot, talented, filthy rich, and seems to have some comedy chops – think Foxxxy Cleopatra – hidden under the shy/diva persona she’s rocking in public. So thanks goes out to celebrity drawn porn website extraordinaire Famous Comics for indulging me and producing some amazing x-rated cartoons and comics of Beyonce - running the gamut from Vargas-style pinups to lesbian antics to straight up hardcore, so whatever niche you want to see her in, they’ve got what you’re looking for right here!
Back when the Spice Girls first hit the music scene, I was all about them. I had all of their CDs, used Spice Girls themed usernames online, bought unauthorized books about them… and my favorite, through and through, was always Posh Spice. She was definitely the hottest one in my eyes, and I always liked her parts in the songs the best… and did I mention that she was gorgeous? Yes? Well, she was. Really, really sexy. And then the Spice Girls disbanded, I grew up and forgot about my teen obsession… until Posh returned to the spotlight, married a famous soccer player, and became Victoria Beckham. I was weirdly proud that my “favorite” had been the one to end up being the most successful post-Spice, and that she was hot as ever while some of the other girls were looking a little rough. In fact, I’d say the only other Spice that can even compete with Victoria when it comes to pure hotness power is probably Mel B/Scary Spice… she’s pretty smoking, too. Anyhow, none of this really has anything to do with the fact that I’m posting some hardcore Victoria & David Beckham sex pictures from Famous Comics today, I just kind of felt like rambling about my love for Posh. And her sexy ass husband. Jeez, why can’t they leak a sex tape already??
If there’s one thing that Justin Timberlake is known for (uh, other than his multi-platinum record career and movie stardom, that is), it’s that he has seriously good taste in women. I mean, he’s netted Jessica Biel, and she’s been voted the hottest woman alive by Esquire… as has another of his conquests, Scarlett Johansson. And before them, there was Cameron Diaz, and of course we can’t forget his highly-publicized relationship with paparazzi staple Britney Spears. The guy knows how to pick ‘em, what can I say? Anyhow, since you all know how much I love making randomly-themed galleries, here is an assortment of nude & hardcore comics featuring the aforementioned Timberlake fuck buddies, from my usual source, Famous Comics. Enjoy your glimpse into what was previously only seen by the luckiest bastard alive, AKA one Mr. Justin Timberlake. Fucker.
Regardless of how you may feel about Jennifer Lopez, she has made one very great contribution to society: she was instrumental in the meteoric rise in popularity of Latin music, movie stars, women, and food a few years ago. And I’m always down for whatever creates more opportunities to check out hot Latinas, so thanks, J. Lo – I owe you one. If you’re wondering why I’m rambling on about this, here’s your answer: today I’ve made a gallery featuring the hottest Latina celebrities out there, in hardcore comic form via Famous Comics. Let’s see, we’ve got the aforementioned Jennifer Lopez, along with some Shakira, Eva Longoria, Vida Guerra, Penelope Cruz, Rosario Dawson, and finally, the smoking-hot Eva Mendes. So if Latin women are your thing, consider this your belated Christmas present and enjoy!