So, some 4chan hacker type broke into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and is spreading around some gorgeous nude pics of her – seriously, these may possibly be the best looking leaked cell nudes ever, simply because it’s impossible for ScarJo to be anything but spellbindingly lovely. It’s nice to see that she looks just as beautiful without all the designer dresses and makeup, and that’s part of why I sort of stan for her a bit. I’m too nice and law-abiding to host the photos myself (okay, I’m just too lazy to deal with C&D letters), as her legal team seems to be swiftly getting them scrubbed from the internet… which is kind of a shame, people who slept in today will miss out on her sexiness. So, as a consolation prize for those of you who end up missing out on Scarlett’s goodies, here’s… the next best thing? A bunch of photoshopped Scarlett Johansson porn pictures courtesy of Celebrity F, some of them quite good, honestly.

I have a funny love-hate relationship when it comes to Anna Paquin – I used to love her to pieces, and would see anything that she was in (even that god-awful horror movie that I’ve since totally blocked from my mind)… but then after she managed to royally fuck up playing Rogue in the X-Men movie franchise, I sort of hated her – like so many other female comic book fans, Rogue was my younger self’s idol, so I was sorely disappointed by how lame-duck she ended up being in the movies. I know that’s not all Anna’s fault, but my nerdy side held a grudge, okay? But now that I’ve burned through all ten of the Sookie Stackhouse books, my weird dislike of Ms. Paquin is the only thing holding me back from seeing if I dig on the True Blood series as much as I love the books that inspired the series. If she fucks up two characters that I adore, I might permanently hate her, so I’ll post these fake nudes of her from Celebrity F before I end up hating on her too much to ever post pix of her again… on the other hand, if I do end up loving the show, I guess you can expect to see more of her here! Only time will tell, I guess…