So, some 4chan hacker type broke into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and is spreading around some gorgeous nude pics of her – seriously, these may possibly be the best looking leaked cell nudes ever, simply because it’s impossible for ScarJo to be anything but spellbindingly lovely. It’s nice to see that she looks just as beautiful without all the designer dresses and makeup, and that’s part of why I sort of stan for her a bit. I’m too nice and law-abiding to host the photos myself (okay, I’m just too lazy to deal with C&D letters), as her legal team seems to be swiftly getting them scrubbed from the internet… which is kind of a shame, people who slept in today will miss out on her sexiness. So, as a consolation prize for those of you who end up missing out on Scarlett’s goodies, here’s… the next best thing? A bunch of photoshopped Scarlett Johansson porn pictures courtesy of Celebrity F, some of them quite good, honestly.

Even though she recently got dumped by the Transformers franchise and officially taken off the market by Brian Austin Green, the luscious Megan Fox is still high on the list of favorite celebrity fantasies! She does sort of have that porn star look, so it’s pretty easy to imagine her in all sorts of dirty situations, especially since she tends to be pretty open about her sexuality in interviews and tabloids. Who knows if she’ll ever live up to all the sexual hype and release nudes or a sex tape (um, I wouldn’t mind seeing her getting it on with Brian, he was really hot in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles as Derek Reese), but fear not: Celebrity Worship is here to feed your obsession with some smoking hot fake nudes & hardcore comics of the lovely Ms. Fox!

I have a funny love-hate relationship when it comes to Anna Paquin – I used to love her to pieces, and would see anything that she was in (even that god-awful horror movie that I’ve since totally blocked from my mind)… but then after she managed to royally fuck up playing Rogue in the X-Men movie franchise, I sort of hated her – like so many other female comic book fans, Rogue was my younger self’s idol, so I was sorely disappointed by how lame-duck she ended up being in the movies. I know that’s not all Anna’s fault, but my nerdy side held a grudge, okay? But now that I’ve burned through all ten of the Sookie Stackhouse books, my weird dislike of Ms. Paquin is the only thing holding me back from seeing if I dig on the True Blood series as much as I love the books that inspired the series. If she fucks up two characters that I adore, I might permanently hate her, so I’ll post these fake nudes of her from Celebrity F before I end up hating on her too much to ever post pix of her again… on the other hand, if I do end up loving the show, I guess you can expect to see more of her here! Only time will tell, I guess…

So apparently, this week was the official week for R&B/pop star hotties to have their nudes leaked on the internets – in the past few days, we’ve seen both Rihanna and Cassie naked pix. I’m not gonna host the photos here since I’m not looking to get a cease & desist letter like my bbs over at ONTD, but I WILL link to some sites that are a little more daring than I am.

Rihanna photos:
Mirror 1 (forum.rapgodfathers.com)
Mirror 2 (wwtdd.com)
Mirror 3 (phressure.com)

Cassie photos:
Mirror 1 (wwtdd.com)
Photo 1 (waffleimages.com)
Photo 2 (waffleimages.com)
Photo 3 (waffleimages.com)

Expect a few of those to go down since it seems like Cassie and Rihanna are doing the whole “OMG I’LL SUE YOUR ASS” thing instead of learning from Vanessa Hudgens, who just admitted to the shit and let it blow over. And anyhow, they’re both fucking hot, so what do they have to be ashamed of?