The hottest, sexiest, naughtiest celebrity comics!
To be honest, my knowledge of all the last generation of Disney starlets really only comes from one place - ONTD. Which means, of course, that my impressions of all of them are pretty much based solely on their various scandals. And let’s be real, when Disney Channel girls grow up, they tend to rush headlong into some sort of controversy – whether it’s nude pictures (hi, Vanessa Hudgens) or substance abuse (Demi Lovato, looking at you) or just generally challenging people’s old ideas of them (Miley Cyrus seemed really eager to shed her Disney good girl image, huh?) – so yeah. That’s a lot of dirty laundry! So in the spirit of all those naughty rumours, here are a bunch of ex-Disney babes showing off just how far they’ve come, courtesy of Famous Comics. The aforementioned Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus are here, as well as Brenda Song and Ashley Tisdale. Enjoy!
So my slow ass finally got around to watching the Star Trek reboot movie this week. Yes, it really took me that long. The worst part? We’ve actually owned the DVD since it was first released, I am just that lazy about keeping up with movies lately. Anyway, I thought the romance between Uhura and Spock was actually pretty cute, even though I know some people prefer her with Kirk. And of course, there’s the fanbase that wants Kirk and Spock together instead… hopefully all will be happy with these Star Trek porn cartoons from Gogo Celeb, since it’s a threesome – whichever combination of those three you might find the most appealing, they’re all involved in these kinky comics. So enjoy!
So, some 4chan hacker type broke into Scarlett Johansson’s phone and is spreading around some gorgeous nude pics of her – seriously, these may possibly be the best looking leaked cell nudes ever, simply because it’s impossible for ScarJo to be anything but spellbindingly lovely. It’s nice to see that she looks just as beautiful without all the designer dresses and makeup, and that’s part of why I sort of stan for her a bit. I’m too nice and law-abiding to host the photos myself (okay, I’m just too lazy to deal with C&D letters), as her legal team seems to be swiftly getting them scrubbed from the internet… which is kind of a shame, people who slept in today will miss out on her sexiness. So, as a consolation prize for those of you who end up missing out on Scarlett’s goodies, here’s… the next best thing? A bunch of photoshopped Scarlett Johansson porn pictures courtesy of Celebrity F, some of them quite good, honestly.
I’m a fail Angelina Jolie fan – I tend to love all of her action movies, and yet I still haven’t gotten around to seeing Salt. And it’s not for lack of reminders, either – every time that I logged into XBL, for the longest time, there was that little ad about “Angeline Jolie peppers the bad guys” that would make me think that I needed to watch it… but later. Because I am literally so lazy that even watching movies can be procrastinated! Anyhow, Miss Jolie is doing more than “peppering” (I like to pretend that it’s an odd sexual innuendo and not just a play on the movie’s title, for the purposes of this gallery, at least) the guys in these comics – which feature her getting fucked while both in her Evelyn Salt look and her more normal, glamorous appearance. She kinda looks like Viorotica in the Salt pictures, I think. Famous Comics did a really nice job with this art – as they always do, really.
A few years ago, it seemed like the public was kind of getting tired of the once It-Girl that is Gwyneth Paltrow. She’d stopped making blockbusters like Shakespeare In Love and had settled down with her musician husband, oddly named children, and even stranger named food/lifestyle website (It’s called Goop. Yes, seriously). But then she got cast as Pepper Potts in the Iron Man movie franchise, and now the world – well, at least, the nerdy part of the world that goes to superhero movies – is interested in her again. And that means that people want to see her naked again, right? So, your wish is my command: here, from Famous Comics, are some nudes that focus just on Gwyneth herself, as well as some Iron Man pix with her and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.
Even though she recently got dumped by the Transformers franchise and officially taken off the market by Brian Austin Green, the luscious Megan Fox is still high on the list of favorite celebrity fantasies! She does sort of have that porn star look, so it’s pretty easy to imagine her in all sorts of dirty situations, especially since she tends to be pretty open about her sexuality in interviews and tabloids. Who knows if she’ll ever live up to all the sexual hype and release nudes or a sex tape (um, I wouldn’t mind seeing her getting it on with Brian, he was really hot in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles as Derek Reese), but fear not: Celebrity Worship is here to feed your obsession with some smoking hot fake nudes & hardcore comics of the lovely Ms. Fox!
This isn’t really all that smutty or pornographic, but since Kim Kardashian has starred in her own sex tape, I’d say she qualifies to be featured on internet porn sites… especially when she’s all dolled up to look like one hell of a sexy Wonder Woman! I don’t know what the specific occasion was – probably Halloween or Comic Con, if I had to guess – but that doesn’t really matter. The bootylicious Armenian-American reality/sex star fills out that Wonder Woman costume reallllly nicely. I’d like to see her cosplay in the new WW outfit that DC recently designed (which you can see here if you haven’t already), I bet she’d look just as hot in that version, too! These photos come to you by way of Banned Celebs, so for more of Kim and other general celebrity naughtiness!
I have a funny love-hate relationship when it comes to Anna Paquin – I used to love her to pieces, and would see anything that she was in (even that god-awful horror movie that I’ve since totally blocked from my mind)… but then after she managed to royally fuck up playing Rogue in the X-Men movie franchise, I sort of hated her – like so many other female comic book fans, Rogue was my younger self’s idol, so I was sorely disappointed by how lame-duck she ended up being in the movies. I know that’s not all Anna’s fault, but my nerdy side held a grudge, okay? But now that I’ve burned through all ten of the Sookie Stackhouse books, my weird dislike of Ms. Paquin is the only thing holding me back from seeing if I dig on the True Blood series as much as I love the books that inspired the series. If she fucks up two characters that I adore, I might permanently hate her, so I’ll post these fake nudes of her from Celebrity F before I end up hating on her too much to ever post pix of her again… on the other hand, if I do end up loving the show, I guess you can expect to see more of her here! Only time will tell, I guess…
Unless you’re living under a rock, you probably know about Bravo’s Real Housewives Of ______ series. There’s Orange County, Atlanta, New York City, a possible DC one in the works, and of course, the super-scandalous New Jersey. NJ happens to be one of the two that I actually watch (along with Atlanta, Nene Leakes is hilarious), so when an email landed in my inbox trumpeting the arrival of the Danielle Staub sex tape at video on-demand service HotMovies, I… well, I wasn’t too surprised, to be honest. Danielle’s got quite the checkered past: she’s been a fashion model, drug addict/trafficker, stripper, escort, and has a host of felonies that include kidnapping among the most sordid! So why wouldn’t she add a sex tape to that list? I personally can’t stand this bitch, but for those of you (most) who don’t watch the show and want to see a real-life housewife and bona-fide MILF getting fucked in about 500 billion different ways, click the box image below to check it out!
I was totally addicted to that Girls Next Door show on E! – I watched it whenever I noticed it was on (even watching the same reruns over and over), and while my favorite of the three was definitely Holly, I definitely enjoyed Kendra’s genki girl craziness and lack of any sexual inhibition. So when I heard that there was a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, I was totally excited. It’s been ages since a celeb that I actually care about has had a sex scandal! Anyhow, here are some stills from the sex tape itself, since I’m cheap and don’t want to host the video and risk going over my bandwidth =X But if you want to see the actual movie, just go to the Kendra Exposed website, there’s a good trailer there (and of course, you can watch the full sex tape there as well). Ooh, I hope that Bridget and Holly are next!