Reading this bunch of Megan Fox versus Angelina Jolie stan craziness (and this groupie report, for the Shia LeBeouf fans) reminded me that there’s only two days until Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen hits theaters. I go back and forth on how I feel about star Megan Fox - I mean, I know she’s hot, but I’m still kinda sore at her for calling Wonder Woman lame - yes, I know that’s a totally nerdy reason to dislike someone, shut up - but I do love me some Shia and I did really enjoy the first movie, so I’m pretty pumped to see how the sequel turns out, and I know that I can’t be the only one. So to bring everyone’s excitement for the movie to a whole new level, here’s some Transformers-themed sex toons from Gogo Celeb, featuring both the two human stars AND their robotic friends getting in on all the action!

So apparently, this week was the official week for R&B/pop star hotties to have their nudes leaked on the internets - in the past few days, we’ve seen both Rihanna and Cassie naked pix. I’m not gonna host the photos here since I’m not looking to get a cease & desist letter like my bbs over at ONTD, but I WILL link to some sites that are a little more daring than I am.

Rihanna photos:
Mirror 1 (forum.rapgodfathers.com)
Mirror 2 (wwtdd.com)
Mirror 3 (phressure.com)

Cassie photos:
Mirror 1 (wwtdd.com)
Photo 1 (waffleimages.com)
Photo 2 (waffleimages.com)
Photo 3 (waffleimages.com)

Expect a few of those to go down since it seems like Cassie and Rihanna are doing the whole “OMG I’LL SUE YOUR ASS” thing instead of learning from Vanessa Hudgens, who just admitted to the shit and let it blow over. And anyhow, they’re both fucking hot, so what do they have to be ashamed of?

I’m fairly certain that this hardcore drawn Salma Hayek sex scene from Sinful Comics is supposed to be from her movie Frida, but since I’ve never seen it I can’t say 100% for sure… oh, hell, yes I can. That’s obviously Ashley Judd that she’s flirting with in the first few pages, and then she’s fucking Alfred Molina, so what further proof do you want? Anyhow, regardless of how decent that movie may or may not be, I’m just happy to have some Salma Hayek porn - she’s so fucking hot that it’s kind of ridiculous. That’s why I’ve also included some actual candid photos of her as well - mostly ones that show off that amazing rack of hers as well as her flawless face. Seriously, I find Salma Hayek to be so sexy, you don’t even understand, guys… or maybe you do… in which case, uh, enjoy! 

So the time has finally come - Resident Evil 5 has been released! And since I know that a few of you will eventually pull yourself away from your console of choice to browse for some internet porn, I decided to give you the best of both worlds: Resident Evil hentai. This particular set comes from Gogo Celeb, which I’ve featured here on Gamer Fetish before due to their constant adding of high-quality video game hardcore. So yeah, this set obviously is based on the third live-action movie in the franchise, Resident Evil: Extinction, so we’ve got some Ali Larter and Milla Jovovich action going on. Which rules, because I have one of the biggest girlcrushes known to man when it comes to Milla. Seriously, listen to her commentaries on the DVDs, not only is she super-hot, but she’s also a total dork and I love her for it. But that’s not really the topic at hand… so um, enjoy your break from killing zombies, check out Gogo Celeb and if you feel like it, leave a comment telling me your thoughts on the new game! 

After she finally revealed that yes, she and Jay-Z had indeed gotten married early last year, I’m sure that plenty of fans the world over were a bit bummed that Beyonce Knowles had been taken off the market for good. I mean, the chick is ridiculously hot, talented, filthy rich, and seems to have some comedy chops - think Foxxxy Cleopatra - hidden under the shy/diva persona she’s rocking in public. So thanks goes out to celebrity drawn porn website extraordinaire Famous Comics for indulging me and producing some amazing x-rated cartoons and comics of Beyonce - running the gamut from Vargas-style pinups to lesbian antics to straight up hardcore, so whatever niche you want to see her in, they’ve got what you’re looking for right here! 

There are currently over 2,000 “rated mature” stories in the Harry Potter section of fanfiction.net; I think it’s safe to say that there is a definite hunger out there among fans to see Hermione, Harry, and Ron getting down and dirty. So here comes Sinful Comics to the rescue, with their usual high quality and attention to detail. I mean, just look… these comics, from a series titled “Harry Hotter” (oh, the awful puns), are really well done! Especially the drawings of Emma Watson, which makes sense, as she’s the object of both Ron’s and Harry’s lust in these stories and thus the main center of attention… not that anyone’s complaining, because Emma’s pretty hot, and these visual aids from Sinful Comics just make fantasizing about Hermione getting fucked in the Forbidden Forest all the more easy!

Back when the Spice Girls first hit the music scene, I was all about them. I had all of their CDs, used Spice Girls themed usernames online, bought unauthorized books about them… and my favorite, through and through, was always Posh Spice. She was definitely the hottest one in my eyes, and I always liked her parts in the songs the best… and did I mention that she was gorgeous? Yes? Well, she was. Really, really sexy. And then the Spice Girls disbanded, I grew up and forgot about my teen obsession… until Posh returned to the spotlight, married a famous soccer player, and became Victoria Beckham. I was weirdly proud that my “favorite” had been the one to end up being the most successful post-Spice, and that she was hot as ever while some of the other girls were looking a little rough. In fact, I’d say the only other Spice that can even compete with Victoria when it comes to pure hotness power is probably Mel B/Scary Spice… she’s pretty smoking, too. Anyhow, none of this really has anything to do with the fact that I’m posting some hardcore Victoria & David Beckham sex pictures from Famous Comics today, I just kind of felt like rambling about my love for Posh. And her sexy ass husband. Jeez, why can’t they leak a sex tape already??

For some reason, I have a tendency to be really forgetful when it comes to keeping up with TV shows - even ones that I really like. So I guess it’s not surprising that I’m a few seasons behind on Desperate Housewives. I think I saw the first two seasons… maybe? Bree’s husband had just died, or something. It’s been awhile. Anyhow, these Desperate Housewives sex comics from perennial favorite Gogo Celeb definitely reawakened my urge to watch the show… and I think that they should definitely do an episode where the ladies have one of those “sex toy parties”… you know, like for Tupperware but with vibrators and such. Except instead of just awkward humor, they should all get naked and take the toys out for a test drive on each other… because seeing Eva Longoria naked would rule. Don’t get me wrong, I think they’re all pretty attractive, but Gabrielle is the hottest by far in my opinion.

As one of the famed Victoria’s Secret Angels and arguably one of the only “supermodels” of this era, Brazilian beauty Adriana Lima is easily one of the most lusted-after women on the planet. She’s constantly making those “Top ___ Hottest Babes” lists that men’s magazines and bored bloggers are so fond of making… and with good reason, I’d say: she’s smoking hot. Unfortunately for all those people who have her stored in their fantasy file, she’s definitely not gotten naked enough (hell, I even remember reading one interview where she claimed to be a virgin)… so to remedy that sad situation, here are some hardcore scenes showing her getting double-teamed after a beach photo shoot. I don’t know why they’re in a sort of sketched, colored-pencils style instead of the normal Sinful Comics look, but the artist is pretty good, so I’m not complaining!

I’ve only seen the first few episodes of LOST, and I mostly only watched because one of the cast members who died off pretty early in the series, Shannon, was played by a chick I knew in high school. For some reason, the series didn’t grab me like it seems that it did to most people who watched it… who knows why. But anyhow, I can at least admit that the main characters Jack and Kate are pretty attractive people, and while I don’t know exactly how shit has played out, in the first season I could sense some sexual tension between the two. So I wasn’t surprised to find that Gogo Celeb had some hardcore comics featuring the two… and while I could give two shits about LOST, I know that plenty of people love it… and since I’m such a giving person, here it is. Enjoy!